Tio budord

1.
Thou shalt not hesitate at the break down
but be mighty to get your rightful ball; for though it is written that the
meek shall inherit the
earth it was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled into the dirt.

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2.
Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity
of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the
other team at ruck and maul, and whistles them not.

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3.
Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in
retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall
assuredly miss the cowardly first punch and see the avenging second.
Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men will be
found at the bottom of rucks.

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4.
Thou should not kiss thy team-mate on the mouth when he scores; for
such is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tongues, unless you play
football with the round white ball and thus it is expected.

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5.
Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the Word of
the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His Game Plan, lest
the Coach acquaint you with his disciples coaching in the lower grades.

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6.
Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch if thou be a Prop or if thou wear
any jersey number below that of 7; for this is an abomination unto the
Coach and surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.

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7.
Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand but runneth straight;
for it is written that the touchline is the best defender.

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8.
Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for the Spirit of
the Bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if
thy heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.

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9.
Thou shalt not pass the ball to a team-mate about to be smashed by the
mighty enemy unless he owes you
money or has rodgered someone dear to your heart, in which case all is forgiven.

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10.
Thou shalt not vomit on thy team-mates after the game for this
is unmanly and they could do it unto you.

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